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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't:
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s***.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
2 comments:
Now that really makes me want to drink water!!!!!!! LOL
So should I drink only wine from now on Breakfast through Dinner? Maybe while doing this I should come see you (:...by the way, I wake up with a serious buzz if I take Nyquil...would hate to see me drink an actual glass of something alcoholic (;
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