A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker
told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can
bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it
and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take
2 comments:
that was pretty good wasn't it? I thought you would enjoy that one.
VERY FUNNY!!! HOPE YOUR WEEK IS GOING WELL.
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