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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile
turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had
the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
(about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but
notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that
said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I
grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had
to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that
said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could
hardly contain myself.
But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and
sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could
have prevented this accident'... I just lost it.'
CASE DISMISSED!
1 comment:
I don't know where you get this stuff but you always have Alex and I laughing. Do you hear this stuff at work or are you surfing the internet...or better yet, are you the genius that provides the comic relief for our exhaustive days?
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